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The WhackMan has a real love/hate thing goin’ on with the Latin ladies. The WhackMan loves their brown skin, their brown asses and their brown pussies, but the only way The WhackMan can stand the sound of their fuckin’ accents is when they’re Getting Fucked. In this respect, Bang My Culo pleases The WhackMan a great deal.

First up is sexy sweet Monica, whose voice sounds so much hotter while she’s sucking dick and getting nailed. But all this is just the foreplay, in case you forgot what the title of this film is. Soon she’s got a dick forcing its way straight up her culo, and the bitch loves it. After a few uncomfortable minutes she gets loosened up enough to enjoy the ass-fucking, then she takes all of a cumshot right in her mouth. She winds up letting it spill down her chin, and she smears the rest of it all over her pretty tits. Perfectiono.

Next up is that rare blond of a Latin slut, Amanda. Her painted whore face and nice round tits gets fondled and fucked so clumsily that it was hard for The WhackMan to stay focused, but soon her stud buries his cock in her brown ass. He even sticks three fingers up there for good measure, but Amanda takes them out and shoves his cock back in. The WhackMan loves a bitch who knows what she wants.

Scene 3 features little light skinned Luana Antonelli and her pink tank top that never comes off. First she takes a hard face fucking but quickly bends over to take it doggy, preferring to get pounded like that for awhile. She rides her boy for the next several minutes, her rhythmic moaning stupidly complementing the squeaking couch. After taking it in the culo she jerks off her man like a Fucking Pro, her hand being the one that makes him cum all over her.

Bang My Culo then finishes up solidly with the sultry Prinajany. This wild bitch sounded so fucking hot speakin’ in that hot accented sex talk that The WhackMan almost blew his load just listening to her. She’s loud, she gets fucked good and she’s got a real sweet pair of tits. She takes it in the culo like a champ and at one point even fingers her own asshole, letting you know if you already didn’t what a dirty bitch she is. After some reverse cowgirl ass-fucking she takes a shot of cum right in her face, some of it almost going up her nose.

The WhackMan blew 6 loads blown to this title. That’s decent whacking.

The WhackMan loves when porn flicks come with some half-assed contrived plotline. The horrible acting and ridiculous stories make The WhackMan yearn for the golden days of the late 70’s. Nymph Fever 1 is a hardcore film produced by Legend Studios. It is the bomb.

Apparently we’re on an army base plagued by “Nymph Fever�. The first two dudes to catch it end up fingercuffing Charmane Star, and you’d get to hear all properly that hot Asian moaning of hers if her mouth wasn’t filled with dick. And at the end of this glorious scene both her boys blow their man glue on her sweet tits. Excellent start.

The next man to catch “The Fever� is General Nick East. He quickly succumbs to Cheyenne Silver’s hot snatch and small tits, fucking her all good then blowing his load right on her ass. The WhackMan was rolling at this point.

Scene 3 features Supreme Court Justice Vernon Feltcorn, played by the notorious Lexington Steele. Feeling that his catching of “The Fever� would hold up in any court, Justice Feltcorn gives his secretary - played by Jewel Valmont - the longest, hardest fuck session of her young life. Big Lex gets so into his slaying that it looks like he blows inside her, a mistake taken care of by a dissolve to him rubbing out his cum onto her hot white tits.

Next Dolly Golden and Barett Moore are two older blonds who get their hot lesbo action on, the get good and piped by General East, his white pole making both of them cum real hard.

Scene 5 finishes with a sort of religious zealot played perfectly by Randy West. He too catches “The Fever� and after fucking Gina Ryder for a good long time proclaims “I’m gonna deliver my seed, uh� in that rhythmic preacher drawl that ends up sounding fucking hilarious.

Nymph Fever 1 has all you need and that old school feel to it. The WhackMan was impressed.

Earlier this year I dodged what’s ended up being one hell-of-a-bullet. My girlfriend of the past four years gave me The Ultimatum: marry her or lose her. Fear I guess forced me to choose the latter and although part of me was sad to be done with her, the last eight months have been, shall we say… eye-opening. Within a week of our dramatic breakup this 18 year old hottie walked right up to me one day at a movie theatre and gave me her number. I’m not quite 30 but for awhile I’ve felt that girls this young were off limits to me, but I couldn’t help calling her. Her ass is like a tight little apple and her full D tits are the firmest that I’ve ever had my dick between. She lets me do anything I want to her, and yeah, she does bring some “where is this relationship going� noise every now and again, but she’s easy to placate and it pales in comparison to the shit my girlfriend used to bitch about.

Over the past few years I’ve noticed that I was getting more and more looks from younger girls, but because of the Girlfriend there wasn’t much I could do about it. I’m not making a shitload of money but enough to indulge most of my careless whims, and I’ve found that if I just take this girl to dinner every now and then she gets wetter than I do in the shower. Another thing I’ve noticed is how hard she gets me. My ex is by far more attractive but it’s different with a young piece of ass. She’s inexperienced and up for damn near anything. Her body is so lean and her pussy is so tight that just thinking about her can get the percum leaking outta my dick. I crave that sweet pussy of hers morning and night. She’s turned me into a fucking sex addict! She’s in school and has a part-time job, and I’m getting to know some of her friends, who are just as hot and horny as she is. They love spending time with me and hanging at my place. I’m trying to pull one of her friends, but I don’t wanna screw things up with her till I’m sure I can nail the friend.

When they’re not around I’ve been searching the internet for good porn sites that’ll satisfy me till they’re free, a practice my ex wouldn’t stand for. I came across this smokin’ hot blond piece of ass named Wendy at pinkandperfect.com. She’s made me cum like fifteen times over the past week. Take a minute and just look at that smile and those perfect pink nipples. Fuck!!! This glorious site is filled with tight young porn star starlets getting themselves off for the first time on camera. They’ve even got a couple scenes of some seriously hot girl/girl action, and after signing up I soon found out that they give you Free Access to over 50 Bonus Sites in every conceivable porn niche out there, as well as Free DVD Quality Movies.

I’ve never felt this liberated before, and for the rest of my days this period of my life will always make me think of something I once heard Jim Morrison say:

“I don’t know what’s gonna happen man, but I’m gonna get my kicks before the whole shithouse goes up in flames! Alright!�

It’s Anal Time, motherfuckers, and Cutting Edge has given us a fine title so very aptly named Tearing It Up.

First up is Renee Pornero - all puns intended - wearing a stupid outfit and playing with her pussy with a purple vibrator. Soon two guys are sucking and fucking her, but Ms. Pornero likes her dicks three at a time, eventually having one in her ass, mouth and pussy simultaneously. A damn fine start as far as The WhackMan was concerned.

Young hot blonds Katie Gold and Hillary Scott are up next. They each take a serious penis ass pounding from Billy Glide, both sharing the joy of getting his hot ball sauce shot all over their gorgeous faces. The WhackMan was rolling by now.

Scene 3 gave The WhackMan pause. Nicki Hunter is one seriously nasty and dirty bitch. This girl is a whore, there’s no question about it, but the miles are starting to show and when you combine that with her fake tits and the fact that the cunt wouldn’t shut the fuck up the entire time she was getting nailed… Well, The WhackMan just got distracted here.

The sexy sultry Trina Michaels was up next, and this hot piece of ass knows what the fuck she’s doing. She gets both her guys off good and proper and is one hell-of-a serious DP Queen. Fuck yeah, Trina!

Kat, her braces, and her young brown shaven pussy finish things up. After getting herself off a little with a glass dildo she fucks the shit outta two loser looking white boys who DP the living shit outta her. This ass-to-mouth lovin’ bitch has got a couple dozen more solid movies in her future. The WhackMan has faith in her.

The Anal does hurt so good sometimes. Thanks Cutting Edge for making Tearing It Up. The WhackMan enjoyed.

So the 18 year old has been acting a little weird lately. I’ve been noticing it for a couple weeks now - thinking mainly it was the threesomes - but the other day I finally realized that something else was up. She’s been talking more and more about our “relationship� and where it’s headed. I’m getting damn good at diffusing this bullshit, which never takes more than a dinner or two and some good quality alone time where we just watch what she likes on TV, then me listening to whatever’s on her mind, no matter how inane the subject. It’s not really that hard, and what I’m learning is that girls will believe damn near anything the guy they’re having sex tells them, mainly because they want to.

She’s also been trying to put some distance between us and her friend. It’s been very subtle, but definitely apparent. She hasn’t said anything yet, but I’m thinking that she doesn’t want to let me fuck her friend anymore. She hasn’t told me anything about what they talk about when I’m not around, so the only way I can get the full story is by talking to the friend behind her back. This will be dicey.

It’ll be tough, my friends, and I ultimately don’t care if all this blows up in my face, but why screw up a great thing if you don’t have to??? It’s moments like these that I thank my lucky-fucking-stars that there are websites like PinkandPerfect.com. I’ve developed quite a taste for Raile the past couple of nights.

Look at her. No tan lines, sweet small titties, and a wicked gorgeous young smile. She lubes up her own fingers to play with her pussy, jams a silver vibrator up there as well, and at times even looks a bit awkward exploring her gloriously newfound sexuality. I love those amateurs they feature on their site! This girl has got me off real good the past couple nights.