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Nymph Fever 3

Friday, 07. September 2007 - Adult Sex Toys

The erotic epidemic known as nymph fever has spread world-wide! It renders the military helpless… all they can do is fuck and not fight! There’s a lot of serious fucking to be done as the pandemic sickness infects everyone! The Whackman is now exposed to Nymph Fever 3 and hopes to catch it.

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During a military meeting at a round table, a fuckable looking blonde milf named Ryan Conner is injected with a horny shot and gets into 69 with some dude under the table. Ryan rides dude and gets uppercutted with cock nice and hard before going into sideways action. The dirty slut catches all his goods in the back of her throat.

With cutie patootie Gwen Summers watching, Asian veteran Miko Lee has caught the fever and wraps her lips around her man?s cock before getting her cookie nibbled on while sitting on a bench. Gwen can?t take it anymore and gets in on the action. While Miko gets fucked, Gwen plants her twat in Miko?s face. Then Gwen receives a doggystyle snackin while she dildos Miko (also in doggy). Miko is dp?d by dude (doggystyle) and Gwen (who is underneath her and sporting a strap-on). The scene is a little congested, but good.

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About halfway through the scene, an old looking foreign blonde named Zarina sucks her man off while in a bar to open up scene 3. They then get in a standing 69 before Zarina goes reverse cowgirl style gloriously on dude. Zarina lays on her back and gets railed before going into doggystyle with her head damn near hitting the floor. It ends with her ass having a river of cum flowing down it.

Ryan Conner (from scene 1) comes out to play with her superior. Ryan squats to slob his knob and then the scene transitions. A brunette with a decent face and body named Casey Raye catches the nymph fever and gets right to work on dude?s cock and they 69. The slut sits on dude?s cock to get her pierced pussy slitted. She sits on the edge of the bed to let her man pulverize her cunt. They get into doggystyle until its happy endings.

The ultra-cute Gwen Summers goes down on the General due to catching the fever. Gwen is obliged when she demands to get fucked on a table. After the missionary pounding, Gwen gets on top and continues her dirty talk while giggling cutely. The General tries to stay in character by slurring out military jargon, but that shit is so fake. But Gwen is the real deal?her thirst for cock is Whackman approved as this cutie with the petite frame loves what she does. Her twat gets a well deserved drizzle of ooze.

If you can stand the corniness Nymph Fever 3 provides, this is an okay movie. There were choppy parts (like the unsmooth transition in the 4th scene), a not well choreographed scene 2 (they could?ve done better on the flow factor), and scene 3 had an odd couple gettin down. Casey had a good attitude, Ryan held her own, and Gwen Summers could go a long way in this business with the proper enhancements. The Whackman blew 6 loads to the simple plotted film.

Farmers Daughters Do Beverly Hills

Wednesday, 05. September 2007 - Adult Sex Toys

Whores just wanna have fun! The farmer’s daughters pack up and leave the sticks for Beverly Hills, 9021-BLOW. Things are gonna get raunchy on Rodeo Drive! From back seat sexual encounters in stretch limos, to poolside lesbian dildo orgies, these starry eyed sluts are making it in the land of wealth and decadence. They’ve cum a long way, baby! Let?s see how the Farmers Daughters Do Beverly Hills.

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When the daughters arrive to the mansion, the first thing they witness is two couples getting down and dirty. A decent looking Jezaree Robs is in 69 while the other blonde (Inari Vachs) is on her knees working on her man?s cock. Jezaree goes reverse cowgirl and gets upward drilled with cock before lying on her back to get the continued railing and her moaning is beautiful. While Jezaree is getting doggystyled damn good, Inari gets face fucked until her man cums. They watch Jezaree and her man until she gets drizzled in the ass. Great opening scene.

The stunning goddess Tera Patrick steps into a limo with a lucky dude and gets eaten out on top of the roof. Tera goes back inside and gets on her knees to perform a sensual bj. They get in missionary and Tera?s whimpers are so fucking sexy. She then rides him like a champ while staring at the roof before getting doggy pounded until her back and ass is smothered with cum. The possible future Mrs. Whackman gets her scene rewinded before The Whackman moves on to scene 3.

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A good looking blonde named Inari Vachs goes down on her man to open up scene 3. Inari then gets on her hands and knees to get her cookie nibbled on. They use a pool table and Inari goes reverse cowgirl and breathes heavily. Inari bends over the table with one leg up and gets her pussy pulverized while they stand. Her left cheek takes the hot load.

Girl on girl action ensues between the wicked witch of the west looking Lola and her dirty blonde friend Jezaree Robs. Lola tongues Jezaree?s twat first before strapping on a dildo to let Jezaree ride. Then Jezaree puts on a different strap-on and they switch positions. A double sided dildo is pulled out and they equally use it for all it?s worth.

A decent looking slut with weird lookin titties named Vivi Anne gets her beaver munched on to open up the final scene. Lola comes in to join the fun and slobs dude down. Vivi then goes behind Lola to work on her while Lola continues her slobbering. Lola went for the ride on dude?s cock first while Vivi buries her twat in dude?s face. Vivi gets plugged from behind while Lola?s pussy is ignored while in Vivi?s face. Vivi goes for a ride and Lola sits on a dildo. This was a funny scene to The Whackman.

Farmers Daughters Do Beverly Hills had a really cheesy storyline that didn?t take any creativity at all. With the exception of Lola, it was a better than average looking cast; of course Tera Patrick led the way. The first scene was the best scene hands down and after Tera?s scene, the movie slightly dropped in the hot factor, but cruised to being not too shabby. The Whackman unloaded 6 healthy loads, mostly in the first two scenes.

Image of Sex

Friday, 31. August 2007 - Adult Sex Toys

Legend?s Image of Sex is a story about a man who loves to watch porn, but is very passive, so to The Whackman he looks and sounds like a punk. Dude just talks to his buddy at work about his HD hookup at the house and how he can feel what?s going on on TV. He plays touchy feely with the TV. Interesting? Let?s find out?

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Scene 1 opens up with a dude sucking on his fine secretary?s tits (played by the insatiable brunette Eva Angelina) while in his office. Eva sits on top of the desk to get her beaver munched on before going to town on her boss?s cock. She then gets her pussy stabbed with cock in missionary prior to getting drilled from underneath while on the couch. Eva is sidewayed until her boss drowns her face with warmth.

In scene 2, some dude is watching a porno of a cute short-haired brunette (Tiffany Hopkins) getting eaten out by her man. Tiffany squats to get face fucked by her man before getting the doggy treatment. She turns around to get the continued pussy pulverizing and then the whore sits on her fast fucking cock. Tiffany?s twat gets beaten up damn good?the bitch?ll need to ice that shit down.

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An okay looking blonde (Missy Monroe) gets a lickin from some dude at her company before gagging on dude?s cock. This tramp knows how to suck a cock. Missy pulls her panties to the side and rides dude on the desk used in scene 1. She then lies back on the desk to get her cunt stabbed with cock. She is bent over the desk to take the dickens from behind and gets nutted inside her. Missy deserves a promotion.

The dude from scene 2 watches another porno?this time of a pretty, college girl lookin, long-haired, brunette (Taryn Thomas). Taryn starts by getting hurricane tongued before wrapping her sweet lips around her man?s cock. She spreads her legs wide to invite her man?s rock hard and after, they get in a sideway position to keep the fast pace going. Harder is what she wanted and harder the tramp got. She is face planted while in doggy and her cute face gets drizzled on.

In the final scene, dude finally man?s up and goes down on his sexy wife (a brunette with blonde streaks named Randi Wright). Randi gets her pussy French kissed nice and slow before wrapping her luscious lips around her man?s cock. He plugs her shaved cunt and Randi?s moans are angelic. She rides dude and stares at the heavens prior to taking back shots in doggystyle. Randi is creamed in her face and with a proper tit job, this whore has the potential to be something special.

The Whackman?s shares the same Image of Sex that Jerome Tanner envisions. Although the storyline was so-so, the cast did the damn thing in the sexual department. Every chick held their own and the dude?s drilled the shit out their tight pussy?s like fucking professionals. The Whackman dropped 8 monstrous loads to a good hardcore flick. All The Whackman?s advice is to fast forward the dialogue? not that you don?t already do that.

Asian Anal Addicts

Friday, 24. August 2007 - Adult Sex Toys

The Whackman will have the pleasure of watching these Asian Anal Addicts swallow whole cocks with ease. Oral, anal, and threesomes are in The Whackman?s near future. These obedient oriental chicks better have a really tight asshole, because The Whackman wants to see how much they can take.

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A Japanese 20 year old decent looking slut named Yumi is dressed in pink slut attire and plays with her beat up twat after a brief interview. A dude joins in and tongue wrestles with her pussylips while another dude gets his cock sucked by Yumi. The tongue wrestler then thrusts her cunt while she continues to suck off the other dude. She is then doggystyled before sitting on dude. While on her back, her ass gets penetrated until she takes the moneyshot in her mouth from both dudes.

In scene 2, a small tittied acned up chick named Jenny keeps her mouth full of two dudes cock. She then gets plugged and her pimpled out ass turns The Whackman the hell off. She gets doggystyled by a brave lad and it looks like her acne is about to fucking pop. Jenny then rides one dude while keeping her mouth wrapped around the other dude?s cock. She gets back in doggystyle before lying on her back to get the dickens. Her bj?s are amateurish, but The Whackman has to give her credit for being a good sport and taking a cock up the crapper like a champ.

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A retarded looking Korean chick named Kimberly damn near made The Whackman throw up. Her deep throating was blow-up dollish and her dirty looking pussy needed a bic shaver. Dude spent a good time just playing with her twat and ?investigating? to make sure it was safe to go in. This 32 minute scene is a waste of film. The Whackman got up to make a fucking sandwich? skip this scene.

A Mexican-Filipina mixed named Lita chick closes the show. Her coned shaped tits are funny looking, but her backside deserves it?s props. Lita plays with herself for a short while before two dudes join in?one in her mouth while the other jabbing her cunt with cock. Then the dude fucking her puts it in the crapper whole and she requests it to get jammed harder?The Whackman appreciates her passion. Although she takes the anal assault well, she can?t suck a cock to match. She a receiver, not a giver?

Like typical Heatwave fashion, Asian Anal Addicts is a low budget motel 6 type of flick that didn?t have good looking chicks. The Whackman was very disappointed with the casting. With so many fine Asian chicks out there, Heatwave Entertainment needs to fire their fucking talent scout. Only 2 shots were fired off by The Whackman in a disappointing fashion.

I Fucked My High School Teacher 3

Wednesday, 22. August 2007 - Adult Sex Toys

?All I did was Fuck My High School Teacher 3 and who can blame me? All I did was wear a short skirt and no panties underneath! And who can blame him? I can’t wait for tomorrow because now we get homework!? This was a letter The Whackman found in the DVD box?let?s do this?

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An adorable 20 year old pig-tailed brunette named Ashley takes off her shirt and gets on her knees to give Mr. Cheeks a very wet oral exam. Ashley then gets missionaried for a good while before sitting on his cock. It?s somewhat of a dull ride as Mr. Cheeks puts in all the work. Ashley is then doggied, but seems worn out and not really into it by then.

A 21 year old trashy faced (with a fucked up body) Latina chick named Freedom wrapped her ghetto lips around Mr. Cheeks. The Whackman can tell how much of a rookie this slut is because she keeps eying the camera. Freedom then sits on him and lets Mr. Cheeks does all the work. Props to Mr. Cheeks for not diving in her muff?The Whackman wouldn?t of either.

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An 18 year old petite cutie named Elizabeth Del Mar poses nude for a few moments before getting her cunt licked by Mr. Cheeks. Elizabeth then gives a sub par blow job, but afterwards bounces like a champ on the cock. She then gets on all fours and invites the cock to pound her. This slut deserved her money shot across face and tits.

In the final scene, an 18 year old cute Latina named Daisy strips down and plays with herself. Daisy uses her hands and mouth in unison while giving an okay bj. She then sits on Mr. Cheeks to get uppercutted in her tight pussy and her dirty mouth was the only thing not keeping The Whackman asleep. Looks can only keep The Whackman interested for two minutes; if there is no passion, nothing matters Daisy.

The camerawork was very amateurish in I Fucked A High School Teacher 3 and all of the whores needed tit jobs. Granted, they were young and need more time in the business to learn more tricks of the trade. Elizabeth in scene 3 was the only one who nailed her scene and the rest of the chicks can go back to waitressing or whatever the fuck they were up to because porn is not for them. 2 shots were fired off in a boring cheap motel type of flick.


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